May 2013
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misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
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sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
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“The Europa League is s**t. You do not want to play in that tournament.”
– Lukas Podolski
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“English people are more respectful than Germans”
– Lukas Podolski (via lukas-josef-podolski)
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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boydivisions:
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
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me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
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pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
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flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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“Ich denke nicht, dass er zu den Bayern möchte. Ich denke, er will einfach...”
– Neven Subotic über Götze (via yes-09)
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Anonymous asked: "I seriously don’t understand why Poldi is playing for Germany and not Poland." Allow me to clarify. If I remember it correctly, because - early in his career - Polish football clubs ignored him but Germans didn't. That's why.
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Vermaelen using Twitter again..
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I seriously don’t understand why Poldi is playing for Germany and not Poland.
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Rich people food:
Poor people food:
Feels so good to be poor :D
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inbox:
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
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“chai tea”
– white people (via swaghee)
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“Wir haben im Training gerade “jung gegen alt” gespielt. Ich war bei “alt”....”
– Nuri Sahin (via yes-09)
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baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
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selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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“I called six or seven players who I knew were damaged in the heart. They thought...”
– Jürgen Klopp (via yes-09)
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“Lukas Podolski is always looking for stuff to take the mick out of you. If he...”
– Olivier Giroud (via monrealsnachos)
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owlish-leprechaun asked: Share 10 facts about yourself and then send this to 10 of your followers! :D
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